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I desperately miss sushi, bookstores and movie theaters within walking distance, but there are definite good points to living back in the wilderness. Like wacky headlines. From one of the local papers: "Cattle Rustler: I Only Stole 31." So, you know, that's not so bad. Unless you're the judge, who pointed out that in the good ole days, rustlin' was a hangin' crime. I bet he's been waiting years to use that line.
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From one of the local papers: "Cattle Rustler: I Only Stole 31." So, you know, that's not so bad. Unless you're the judge, who pointed out that in the good ole days, rustlin' was a hangin' crime. I bet he's been waiting years to use that line.
Hee! Too funny.
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But we have much weirder crime, so it's not all bad. *g*
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Heh. Yeah, at least there's always crime involving cows.