Jean Claude van Damme's Wedding Photo vs. Jeanne Tripplehorn's Turtles

[ealgylden]

This LJ sitcom thingie is killing me, I swear. My favorite piece of spam ever (don't worry, I have a short attention span).

My LiveJournal Sitcom
All My ealgylden (NBC, 5:00): ealgylden (Phoebe Cates) and gilascave (Tia Carrere) kiss at the university. The next day, liviapenn (Glenn Close) cleans kathlaw (Jean Claude van Damme)'s apartment and ruins the wedding photo. Meanwhile, vintagefic (Robert Englund) buys plates instead of apples, ruining lannamichaels (Frank Oz)'s day. The week after, devon (Sam Neill) gets in trouble with the law when declineandfall (Keri Russell) discusses cars with an undercover cop. Upstairs, truestories (Lucy Lawless) gets lost on the way to sons_of_gondor (Sylvester Stallone)'s house and spends the night in a forest. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Living vests (NBC, 5:00): ealgylden (Phoebe Cates) bakes 500 cookies for a bake sale, but aithine (Lily Tomlin) eats them all. The week after, vivianedesblanc (Oprah Winfrey) and archet (Jason Robards) sneak a hand cream into the college. Upstairs, natalierichards (Oprah Winfrey) bites lamath (Jason Robards). Afterwards, neotoma (Max von Sydow) takes sffan (Julianne Moore) bowling. Later that day, raincitygirl (Frances McDormand) accidentally throws away tiamatschild (Shirley MacLaine)'s bottle of hair gel. TV-MA.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
ealgylden's aunt (NBC, 5:00): ealgylden (Phoebe Cates) gets mad at colleenkane (Natasha Henstridge) and decides to join the Peace Corps. Upstairs, tiamatschild (Shirley MacLaine) breaks classics_slash (Tom Sizemore)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. Also, truepenny (Sammy Davis Jr.) teaches lannamichaels (Frank Oz) about quantum mechanics. Nearby, serrico (Sela Ward) plays chess against carleton97 (Nat King Cole), who doesn't know how. Later, jommy (Laurence Olivier) causes problems at work when a file from daegaer (Sharon Stone) has a virus. (Closed captioned.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Taking Care Of manicurist (NBC, 5:00): ealgylden (Phoebe Cates) and lanning (Jeanne Tripplehorn) raise turtles. On the other side of town, potc100 (Ryan Phillippe) oversleeps and misses lunch with daegaer (Sharon Stone). At the same time, kirbycrow (Macaulay Culkin)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and castalianspring (Jason Alexander) shows up to fix it. Soon afterwards, taraljc (Marisa Tomei) and makamu (Dennis Rodman) write a children's book. Nearby, pandarus (John Belushi) paints lannamichaels (Frank Oz)'s car orange. (Series finale.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

It just occurred to me that Two Towers and the set of The Storyteller are coming out on the same day (six from today, tick tick tick). Which is cool, and yet... anyone want to buy a kidney?

Comments

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

Jason Alexander?! Oh dear...

What a fun meme! I just wish I could get the thing to load for me ::kicks the site::

[ealgylden.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yeah, sorry about that. Stunt casting these days, tsk tsk.

Their server has probably exploded screaming into flames. I'm always amazed at how quickly these things spread around LJ. Makes sense, I guess- everyone wants to play.

[castalianspring.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, these these spread like wildfire. I finally got the dashed thing to work, so I'll post some soon.