I resisted as long as I could...
Sep. 14th, 2004 10:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ealgyldenbut in the end, they were just too cute and strange. What an evilly addictive little generator this is.
is shagging 
What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG
The Phantom is shagging Archie Goodwin.
Naturally I picture Gerard Butler's Phantom and Timothy Hutton's Archie, a strange but aesthetically pleasing match. Still, I think it would end... messily.
loves 
The Babysitters Club loves Ted.
As all right-thinking people do. Excellent!
wants to shag
Inigo Montoya wants to shag The Phantom.
Heh, poor Phantom. Keeps getting stuck with these attractive chatterboxes. He'll go mad!
is shagging 
Gollum is shagging Doctor Manhattan.
Boggles the mind, doesn't it? I am just not that imaginative. Thank goodness.
has an eye on 
John Constantine has an eye on Stitch.
And again with the mind boggling. My money's on Stitch.
is stalking 
The Babysitters Club is stalking Death.
Heh, sounds like a Christopher Pike book. I wish I could remember the title of the one where the heroine's unsuitable boy was a punk who looked like Sting and had a tattoo on his hand (the suitable boy was your standard prep or a jock or something, but who cares, since he wasn't the Bad Boy Who's Secretly Sweet and Not the Killer and a Much Better Kisser Anyway).
hearts 
John Kerry hearts Velma.
Don't do it, John! She's Holyoke! <-- inside joke that will get me hit by my sister
wants to do it with 
Long John Silver wants to do it with Dread Pirate Roberts.
In honor of the upcoming Talk Like a Pirate Day? I also got Dread Pirate Roberts/Jack Sparrow. Well. Indeed.
yearns for 
Despair yearns for Richard III.
Ooh, how meta.
secretly desires 
Carmen Sandiego secretly desires Sailor Jupiter.
I am a sick, sick woman. I should not find that thought intriguing. Bad Joan!
smurfs
Aragorn smurfs Archie Goodwin.
No one can resist Archie! Mwa ha ha! He can be, erm, queen of Gondor? Maybe not...
idolizes 
Jesus idolizes Sailor Moon.
Too... many... snarky... comments... can't... choose... brains... go... pop!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! I love that one, I really do. I bet he has posters on his walls. And a Sailor Moon Trapper Keeper. With unicorn stickers on it.
wants to shag 
Alexander The Great wants to shag Bran Davies.
Alexander wants to shag the furniture, the livestock, Archie Goodwin, the Phantom... Hee, I love how badass Bran is! He's like a wee, blond Crowley. Which kills me, because one of the ones I got that I clicked past before saving (dumb! so dumb!) was Alexander/Marcus Brody. Have I ever mentioned that the Aziraphale in my head bears a striking resemblance to Denholm Elliot? Alas for the lost mini!Marcus. I could have had Alexander shagging Aziraphale and wee blond Crowley (and then ditched Alexander, poor oversexed fella).
Nearly half an hour spent click click clicking away, giggling at the wee cute sprites. If this isn't some kind of subliminal mind control device, I'll be most disappointed.
Yay! Memories are back! Boo! Comments are not. Hmph.
is shagging What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG
Naturally I picture Gerard Butler's Phantom and Timothy Hutton's Archie, a strange but aesthetically pleasing match. Still, I think it would end... messily.
loves As all right-thinking people do. Excellent!
wants to shag Heh, poor Phantom. Keeps getting stuck with these attractive chatterboxes. He'll go mad!
is shagging Boggles the mind, doesn't it? I am just not that imaginative. Thank goodness.
has an eye on And again with the mind boggling. My money's on Stitch.
is stalking Heh, sounds like a Christopher Pike book. I wish I could remember the title of the one where the heroine's unsuitable boy was a punk who looked like Sting and had a tattoo on his hand (the suitable boy was your standard prep or a jock or something, but who cares, since he wasn't the Bad Boy Who's Secretly Sweet and Not the Killer and a Much Better Kisser Anyway).
hearts Don't do it, John! She's Holyoke! <-- inside joke that will get me hit by my sister
wants to do it with In honor of the upcoming Talk Like a Pirate Day? I also got Dread Pirate Roberts/Jack Sparrow. Well. Indeed.
yearns for Ooh, how meta.
secretly desires I am a sick, sick woman. I should not find that thought intriguing. Bad Joan!
smurfs No one can resist Archie! Mwa ha ha! He can be, erm, queen of Gondor? Maybe not...
idolizes Too... many... snarky... comments... can't... choose... brains... go... pop!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! I love that one, I really do. I bet he has posters on his walls. And a Sailor Moon Trapper Keeper. With unicorn stickers on it.
wants to shag Alexander wants to shag the furniture, the livestock, Archie Goodwin, the Phantom... Hee, I love how badass Bran is! He's like a wee, blond Crowley. Which kills me, because one of the ones I got that I clicked past before saving (dumb! so dumb!) was Alexander/Marcus Brody. Have I ever mentioned that the Aziraphale in my head bears a striking resemblance to Denholm Elliot? Alas for the lost mini!Marcus. I could have had Alexander shagging Aziraphale and wee blond Crowley (and then ditched Alexander, poor oversexed fella).
Nearly half an hour spent click click clicking away, giggling at the wee cute sprites. If this isn't some kind of subliminal mind control device, I'll be most disappointed.
Yay! Memories are back! Boo! Comments are not. Hmph.
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Date: 2004-09-14 09:16 pm (UTC)Oh my. Those are priceless...