*polite cough*

*holds up sign--*
Will Write Fic For Food Cash.
Er... Maybe I shouldn't pimp my own stuff, and it's not quite what you're looking for, but savageseraph and I have long-term plans for a Dark!Aragorn AU (*long-suffering sigh* Did I mention I don't do AUs?) that should feature a LOT of Boromir and Faramir. We just have to, um, finish some other stuff first. *cries*