He is never going to live that down. He could win three Oscars, two Pulitzers and a Nobel Prize, and he'd still be "former Brat Packer who danced with Snow White and taped himself romping with two girls" in People magazine's eulogy.

This California thing just keeps getting wackier. New York politics are never this weird, or at least not this kind of weird. Nowhere else is this kind of weird, I think.