Ha! Yeah, because LI is such a paradise. Sheesh. I have nothing against cities in general. Some of them I love (not New York, I admit, but some cities), and I like the fact that I have several major ones within reasonable driving distance (sushi! yay!). But that "there's nothing worthwhile outside The City and our lives are so much better while simultaneously so much more stressful and worthy of sympathy and attention" attitude that's sometimes seen drives me up the wall. Oh shuddup, city people, that's not true.

"Diamond-laden hands"? Snerk.