Hell, I mock the cityfolk too. Especially those pansyass bastards from Long Island, most of whom probably drowned in their own tears because there was nothing to make their diamond-laden hands glitter as they should. :)

I'm an hour northish in a very rural area. And Long Island people STILL suck. I know one who mocks rural areas because 'the food isn't as good at restaurants as in LI, because on LI people have more money and... um.... that makes it better'. I want to punch his teeth through the back of his pimply little head.