How sad that the fic writers know the characters' backstories better than the show's writers. Well, some fic writers.

They're making a grave error with the sexual geometry, but with any luck it'll be over fairly quickly and relatively painless. And this nonsense about Danny's love life? Hello, he's hurt, he hits on some chick to make Martin jealous, it works, Danny and Martin kiss and make up. And then kiss some more. And then get naked. And then...well, you get the idea. I'll write the fic just as soon as the episode airs. Somebody remind me.