Quote of the Day
Jul. 21st, 2003 04:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ealgyldenFrom the always loony Julie/Julia Project:
"And then I punished Eric for various crimes by making him watch Newsies. Christian Bale, I have come to understand, it absolutely fucking yummy, even when singing badly and playing a newsboy.
But not so yummy as Johnny Depp. If I've been a little distracted for this post, it is not only because there’s been so much ground to cover. There is also the matter of Pirates of the Caribbean. This is a movie that has no right to exist, it’s absolutely reprehensible, and of course Jerry Bruckheimer needs to be shot. Except. Oh. My. Fucking. God. Johnny Depp, in case we had any doubts left, is a FUCKING GENIUS. The man deserves an Oscar for this performance, or would if it wasn't so obvious he could do it in his fucking sleep. My GOD. I have already informed Eric of the fact that should I ever be trapped in some Parisian bistro during a transit strike with Mr. Depp, Eric and Johnny's wife and children notwithstanding, I will have no choice but to have my way with him about six ways from Sunday."
"And then I punished Eric for various crimes by making him watch Newsies. Christian Bale, I have come to understand, it absolutely fucking yummy, even when singing badly and playing a newsboy.
But not so yummy as Johnny Depp. If I've been a little distracted for this post, it is not only because there’s been so much ground to cover. There is also the matter of Pirates of the Caribbean. This is a movie that has no right to exist, it’s absolutely reprehensible, and of course Jerry Bruckheimer needs to be shot. Except. Oh. My. Fucking. God. Johnny Depp, in case we had any doubts left, is a FUCKING GENIUS. The man deserves an Oscar for this performance, or would if it wasn't so obvious he could do it in his fucking sleep. My GOD. I have already informed Eric of the fact that should I ever be trapped in some Parisian bistro during a transit strike with Mr. Depp, Eric and Johnny's wife and children notwithstanding, I will have no choice but to have my way with him about six ways from Sunday."