Martin and Sam have no romantic chemistry. None. They are a vast sucking black hole of romantic chemistry. They don't even like each other! Argh.

Afraid I have to disagree with you on that one. While I can sort of see Martin/Danny stories, to me it's been pretty obvious that Martin's hanging around after Sam, and after the season ender it was even more obvious.

Doesn't invalidate the slash stories, the good ones anyway. :-)