I wish I could, but some nitwit decided to make that article magazine-only content, so it isn't online. If you don't want to buy it or can't find it (it has the new himbo Tarzan on the cover), I'd be happy to transcribe it. I'd scan it, but my scanner's currently on strike. I don't think it's that long (hard to tell because of the layout), so it wouldn't be a big problem.