Damn it. Just when I started to love this show, they have to get into the personal lives? Why can't it be like CSI, where we hardly ever even notice they have personal lives? It should be about the cases, damn it! And the subtext. The subtext is also very good.

Now I'm going to have to stop watching the show and live in denial. Fine, damn it. I can do that. I can write the slash and ignore the canon completely, it won't be the first time. Stupid anti-slash networks. I swear they do this crap on purpose. Sam hasn't even looked at Martin yet. Maybe she's just trying to make Jack jealous, so she enlists the help of her new best gay friend Martin, and in the process they make Danny jealous too. It's win/win for everyone.

Ooh. A denial fic is born. And it thumbs its nose at canon before the canon even happens. Now if only I could write something...anything...