Maybe I'll wait on renting Cherry Falls then- I already have a mountain of terrible movies acquired for this or that actor's sake, and the brain can only take so much at once.

Me, I'm more interested in characters and subtext than in the shows themselves, so I don't really care if it's a great show.

and

Crossovers are delicate anyway, but when you start crossing over everything two actors have done just to picture them naked together...well, it's time to start writing RPS.

Yes, exactly. And I wish I could think of something clever and succinct to add to that, but you've pretty much nailed it, I think.