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Quote of the Day
Dec. 30th, 2003 01:17 pmOkay, you're aware that there's a big ole battle in Return of the King? And that Aragorn's the titular king? Then it's not really a spoiler (but if you didn't know that, welcome to Earth! I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay. *g*).
From Teevee's "Return of the Incompetent Orcs":
"There's a shot near the end of the movie, after all the humans ride out to Mordor to face down the orcs in an effort to distract them from Frodo's approach to Mount Doom, of one of the Riders of Rohan... I don't know his name. He looks like a refugee from an '80s band. Warrant, maybe, or, perhaps more appropriately, Night Ranger. Anyhow, they're surrounded by every orc in Mordor, so he shoots Aragon a look like, 'This was your fucking plan? Ride out to Mordor and get surrounded by orcs? That's some nice strategy there. Really nice. You are the worst king ever!'"
And one from the Flick Filosopher (demonstrating again why she handily overtook Libby Gelman-Waxner as my favorite fangirl film critic), from her most excellent LotR Drinking Game:
"Every time Aragorn and Boromir have an argument, take a shot.
If it looks like they'd really rather jump each other, ohmigod imagine how amazingly hot that would've been."
From Teevee's "Return of the Incompetent Orcs":
"There's a shot near the end of the movie, after all the humans ride out to Mordor to face down the orcs in an effort to distract them from Frodo's approach to Mount Doom, of one of the Riders of Rohan... I don't know his name. He looks like a refugee from an '80s band. Warrant, maybe, or, perhaps more appropriately, Night Ranger. Anyhow, they're surrounded by every orc in Mordor, so he shoots Aragon a look like, 'This was your fucking plan? Ride out to Mordor and get surrounded by orcs? That's some nice strategy there. Really nice. You are the worst king ever!'"
And one from the Flick Filosopher (demonstrating again why she handily overtook Libby Gelman-Waxner as my favorite fangirl film critic), from her most excellent LotR Drinking Game:
"Every time Aragorn and Boromir have an argument, take a shot.
If it looks like they'd really rather jump each other, ohmigod imagine how amazingly hot that would've been."
