So they're saying it's like Titanic?

I haven't made a study of it or anything, but so far I've seen The Last Samurai called "Dances with Sushi," "Dances with Shoguns," "Dances with Samurai," "Dances with Ninjas," and "Dances with Cruise." Gee, what are they getting at? And to the three critics (that I've seen, anyway) who titled their reviews "Turning Japanese," tsk tsk. C'mon, reviewers, be strong. Resist the easy joke.